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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 06:16

No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
—— indirects on kuorans, irl and idols
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Bank of Japan leaves interest rate unadjusted at 0.5% as expected - FXStreet
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Then came..
How did you become popular in school?
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Did another parent ever tell you something about your child that you didn’t know?
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Inside J.J. Spaun's Arizona Home as He Claims Surprising U.S. Open Win - Realtor.com
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Why do men say women hit the wall at 24?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Next, they tried...
What is the worst thing your sibling has done?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
What’s wrong with anti-imperialism?
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share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Where did the false claim that Haitian immigrants are eating pets come from?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
What is your age now, and what age do you prefer to stay at forever?