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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 06:16

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

—— indirects on kuorans, irl and idols

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

How can a native English speaker say "it was nice talking to you" in French without using that exact phrase?

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

So, the docs changed it to read

Bank of Japan leaves interest rate unadjusted at 0.5% as expected - FXStreet

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

Then came..

How did you become popular in school?

No, not a chance

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Did another parent ever tell you something about your child that you didn’t know?

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Inside J.J. Spaun's Arizona Home as He Claims Surprising U.S. Open Win - Realtor.com

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

Why do men say women hit the wall at 24?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So they tried

Next, they tried...

What is the worst thing your sibling has done?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

What’s wrong with anti-imperialism?

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Can I have a comfortable life as a nurse in Sweden? Can I buy a house and not worry about the cost of living?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Where did the false claim that Haitian immigrants are eating pets come from?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

What is your age now, and what age do you prefer to stay at forever?